Fortunes From the Cookies

Cleaning off the desk and ran across these amongst the receipts.


You have a charming way with words and should write a book.

I don’t know about “charming”, but when did fortunes pick up this nagging tone? I know, I know, I need to get one of them done.


An admirer is concealing his affection for you.

Good. I hope it stays concealed. I mean, unless he’s got publishing connections….