Santa Does Not Heart Director

In a DIRECT-L thread (“OT: Christmas testers needed” on 27 November), long-time Director developer Eric Iverson mentioned that he was working on a JavaScript Santa chatbot.

Steve Taylor gave it a try, summing up the hopes of many of us in one funny exchange:

Sample Transcript:

* I’d like Macromedia to pay some attention to Director.
> Lots of children would like Macromedia to pay some attention to Director.

Maybe he should have asked about Adobe.