Assuming that the nefarious liberal plan to elect John Kerry through the vote of the people manages to overcome the nefarious conservative plan to slander/steal/whatever George Bush another four years in office, there are going to be a whole bunch of presidential pardons coming down the pike between election day and the inaugural (assuming, of course, that happens). The scope of those pardons is the topic of a whole other question, but we’re taking your bets now on the timing.
With 49 respondents, these were the results:
When George Bush loses the election, when will the pardons come?
17 (34%): The day before the inaugural.
3 (6%): At New Year’s.
8 (16%): For Christmas.
14 (28%): In mid-December, after Bush’s hand stops shaking from his post-election bender.
1 (2%): With the Thanksgiving turkey.
5 (10%): The day after the election.
1 (2%): There will be no need for pardons. For whatever reason.