It’s like they’re not even trying. Email today from the “U.S. Department of Homeland Security.”
This is to Officially inform you that it has come to our notice and we have thoroughly completed an Investigated with the help of our Intelligence Monitoring Network System that you are having a business transaction Consignment Box filed with united state dollars which is on held at custody of New York City police department, During our Investigation, it came to our notice that the reason why you have not received your payment is because you didnt cover the fund with Original Deposit Clearance Certificate.
Seriously, Nigerians, if you’re going to try to scam people out of money, at least take the time to make the introductory paragraph read smoothly. Show a little self-respect.