I Used to Get Paid for This Kind of Work

From The Logan Times: Serving the Airport Community, in a cover article about a trip to the French Rivera written by the paper’s Vice President and Executive (I reproduce this term loosely) Editor:

We left during the inception of TSA’s newly added physcological security component – a more intuitive screening of passengers as they pass by TSA officers on their way to boarding.

I liked that, too.

It is defintely the way to go. [sic all the way through -DP]

That kind of editing probably explains the prominent notice in the masthead:

The Logan Times assumes no financial responsibility for typographical errors in advertisements….

One can only hope that the TSA screeners are more accurate in their reading of “micro-expressions.”