Not SIRIUS

SIRIUS Satellite Radio apparently has named their liberal and conservative channels “SIRIUS Left” and “SIRIUS Patriot”, which has a number of people upset.

I have no problem with “Left”. Not that I’m subscribing to SIRIUS. I’m a leftist. A patriotic leftist, but a leftist.

However, I do have some suggestions for those who are offended:

  • SIRIUS Blue
  • SIRIUS Good
  • SIRIUS Better

And some for the other side:

  1. SIRIUS Red (that ought to go over well)
  2. SIRIUS 27% (or whatever)